Okay Gentlemen, this is definitely one for deep in the Man Cave. It’s something that has women everywhere baffled. Something that we totally do NOT relate to and can’t even begin to wrap our brains around. It’s a little personal so if you blush easily, stop reading now!
Here goes: What we want to try to understand is WHY some men, not all, but SOME men have a habit of touching, jiggling, lifting your leg and doing a little jump, putting your hand in your pocket and getting busy, re-arranging, grazing past, and even out-right grabbing their junk in public. They do it right in front of us and sometimes do it repeatedly. What exactly are you doing? Are you uncomfortable? Has there been movement and you must adjust? Do you need medicine? Are you checking to see if it’s all still there? Do you just want us to look that direction? What is going on down there?
Please explain this to us. It’s quite unnerving to see and we really wish you would refrain from this activity in front of us. Please keep it in the Man Cave!