I think back to when we were first getting to know each other. Cindy and I made a trip to the grocery store together. I should have known right at this moment that Cindy was not to be trusted, EVER! I turned my back for 1 second and she put a HUGE package of pigs feet in my basket! I did not discover them until I was at the checkout counter. Ewwwww gross! I don’t know why they have those in the store. I didn’t even want to touch the package. Does anybody actually eat those? I certainly didn’t want the checker to think I did. Cindy thought it was hilarious! Me, not so much! Like I said, I should have stopped trusting her at this point……
Then there was the time in the drug store that she decided to add adult diapers to my basket. I spotted them right away since I had my radar up a little by this time. Not to mention ALL of the times she has spoiled perfectly good photos by either making a face behind me or putting bunny ears up behind my head! There is also the fact that Cindy doesn’t mind touching frogs, june bugs, cicadas, lizards…… She likes throwing them at me to watch me jump and scream. She thinks this is hilarious. Did you know that june bugs stick in your hair? I could go on and on……..
This last incident, I happen to have photographic proof of Cindy having fun at my expense (thanks to amazing photographer, Ronald Wilsher). Take a look at the sequence of pics here and notice how funny she thinks it all is. This lizard was crawling up my leg after she threw it on me! Then, it wouldn’t let go……. So that’s it for me! She is officially untrustworthy in my book. I have learned that you have to watch your back around her. Don’t even blink! You have been officially warned!
I think, oh how cute, a lizard right here in CityCentre
My instincts at this point have me on high alert….. I have backed up a little bit.
and she did it….. She threw the poor lizard on me!
I think just about everybody in CityCentre heard me screaming! It’s crawling up….I’m dancing a jig at this point.
Now, it changes directions and heads to the back. Cindy thinks it’s all hilarious!
I’m panicked because it keeps sticking to me.
I can’t take it! It won’t LET GO!
As you can see, Cindy thinks the whole thing was so, so funny! I’m just relieved it’s off of me.
If she comes up missing, I’ll have some ‘splainin to do!